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I Spent A Weekend In Ohio Chasing 13 Smash Burger Counters And 3 Were Worth The U-Turn

Marco Rinaldi 8 min read
I Spent A Weekend In Ohio Chasing 13 Smash Burger Counters And 3 Were Worth The U Turn
I Spent A Weekend In Ohio Chasing 13 Smash Burger Counters And 3 Were Worth The U-Turn

Ohio promised crispy-edged patties and roadside charm, so I mapped nine counters and hit the highway with an empty cooler and big appetite. Every stop had a story, from old neon to sizzling flattops that perfumed my jacket for days.

Only three demanded a hard U-turn, but the misses still taught me what makes a smash worth the spill. If you are chasing that lacey crust and melty center, this route will save you some miles.

Swensons Drive-In – Akron, Ohio

Swensons Drive-In - Akron, Ohio
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Pulling into Swensons felt like time travel, windows cracked, and a carhop gliding over with a grin. The Galley Boy landed with twin sauces that hugged a buttery bun, while the patty brought that sacred crisp ring.

You taste smoke, sweet sauce, and a kiss of onion that keeps you nodding between sips of chilled root beer.

Texture is the headline here, a lacey perimeter that crunches, then gives way. The cheese melts into the crevices, making each bite feel dialed-in and repeatable.

Prices are kind, service is lightning, and the neon atmosphere makes ordinary Friday nights feel cinematic. I left plotting another lap around the lot, because sometimes the simplest burger wins.

The Thurman Cafe – Columbus, Ohio

The Thurman Cafe - Columbus, Ohio
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Thurman is legend, the kind of place where paper menus are battle plans. The signature stack is huge, bordering on novelty, but sear still shows up with satisfying crunch.

You will fight gravity and napkins as cheese floods the bun and pickles cut through like a brass band.

Is it true smash? Not textbook thin, yet the griddle loves it enough to char the edges.

The vibe matters too, friendly chaos and laughter bouncing off wood panels. Fries do their job, but the burger carries the day.

Go hungry and patient, because the line crawls. When you finally crack that first bite, you will understand why locals defend this place like a hometown trophy.

FlipSide Hudson – Hudson, Ohio

FlipSide Hudson - Hudson, Ohio
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FlipSide reads upscale casual, yet the flattop does serious work. The patties are thin enough to crackle, then layered so juices still puddle.

Toppings stay thoughtful, from snappy pickles to tangy aioli that sneaks between nooks and crust.

The bun is a star, sturdy but soft, holding form without stealing the show. You can pair a local pour, then watch sunlight catch the sear valleys like canyon lines.

Service is attentive without hovering, and the playlist hums at the right level. Price skews higher, justified by consistency and sourcing.

If you crave technique over spectacle, this stop rewards. I would make a small detour for that caramelized ring alone.

Culver’s – Columbus, Ohio

Culver’s - Columbus, Ohio
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Culver’s is the chain comfort stop that feels like a reliable co-pilot. The ButterBurger brings gentle browning and a soft, squishy bun that welcomes quick bites between errands.

Edges do not shout, but a pleasant toastiness rides along with creamy cheese.

Crinkle fries dip perfectly into ranch or ketchup, and custard makes the exit sweet. Speed, cleanliness, and unfussy friendliness give it road-trip value.

Is it a destination? Maybe not, yet it stands tall when you need an easy win.

If smash to you means crispy lace, you might wish for more char. Still, the buttered bun and balanced seasoning make an effortless lunch that rarely disappoints.

Hamburger Station – Akron, Ohio

Hamburger Station - Akron, Ohio
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Hamburger Station is a rhythm, spatulas tapping while onions melt into the steel. The patties are tiny, aggressively smashed, and kissed with mustard that sings through each bite.

You line up, slide a tray down the rail, and feel the pace of an old-school lunch rush.

The crust is the win, brittle and savory, hiding tender centers beneath a cloud of onion steam. Pickles snap, buns surrender, and suddenly three sliders disappear without ceremony.

Prices keep you ordering one more, then one more again. This place is about repetition and memory, not spectacle.

I would U-turn for that griddle perfume alone, and leave smelling like victory.

The Original Tony Packo’s – Toledo, Ohio

The Original Tony Packo's - Toledo, Ohio
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Tony Packo’s is famous for dogs, but the burger quietly hustles on the side. The patty gets a respectable smash, picking up savory char that stands up to paprika-leaning toppings.

You taste Toledo history in every corner, autographed buns framing the booths like a museum.

Order a burger and a dog, then play compare-and-contrast. The bun leans soft, the cheese drapes neatly, and the pickles cut the richness.

Service moves briskly, and the staff loves the lore. If you are chasing the absolute crispiest fringe, others edge it out.

Still, the combo plate and vibe make this a worthy detour, especially when you want stories with your sear.

The City Square Steakhouse – Wooster, Ohio

The City Square Steakhouse - Wooster, Ohio
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You walk in for steak, but the burger pulls a clever ambush. Two thin patties meet high heat, wearing a steakhouse cheese blend that oozes into every crisp seam.

Caramelized onions bring sweetness while the bun handles the richness without collapsing.

It costs more, yet the craft shows in details, from salt placement to intentional smash pressure. Fries arrive piping, flecked with herbs, and they vanish fast.

Service is polished, pacing the meal so you can savor and judge. For smash purists, this burger proves technique translates across fine settings.

I would swing downtown Wooster again for that crust-meets-butter interplay.

Smashburger – Westerville, Ohio

Smashburger - Westerville, Ohio
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Westerville’s Smashburger hit like a dependable chorus, all hiss and hustle on a shiny steel deck. The double came pressed thin, edges gone lacy, with cheese tucking into every ripple.

You get onion brightness, pickle snap, and a soft bun willing to carry the crunch. It is corporate, sure, but it knows the assignment.

I asked for extra sear and they delivered, a halo of crisp that made the bite ring. Fries arrived hot, salty, and shamelessly dunkable.

You feel the quick-serve rhythm, lines moving, spatulas singing. Worth the stop if you chase texture and want your cravings solved fast.

Smash Buddies – Columbus, Ohio

Smash Buddies - Columbus, Ohio
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Columbus gave me Smash Buddies tucked into a lively strip where the griddle perfume leads you in. Patties hit hot, flattening with a satisfying hiss, then wear a browned lace like a trophy.

Cheese sluices down the sides, onions mellow into sweetness, and the bun holds without arguments. It feels neighborly, like your regular spot.

Order the double with their house sauce, tangy and slightly smoky, then add pickles for pop. You will keep nodding between sips of fountain cola.

It is not fussy, just focused. A clean, confident sear and timing that makes the final bite as good as the first.

Smash Daddy’s Burgers and Fries – Harrisburg, Ohio

Smash Daddy's Burgers and Fries - Harrisburg, Ohio
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Down in Harrisburg, Smash Daddy’s looks like a postcard and cooks like a playlist you replay. The griddle rides hot, stamping flavor into thin patties until the edges crackle.

Cheese blankets, pickles brighten, and a blush of sauce pulls everything forward. Fries come crinkled and golden, built for dipping and quick handoffs.

You order at the window, trade a grin, and step aside while the smell settles in. The burger lands sturdy, with zero slide, just sizzle and charm.

I would U turn again for that edge lace alone. Small town energy, big city sear, and no wasted motion.

Smashburger – Columbus, Ohio

Smashburger - Columbus, Ohio
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This Columbus Smashburger felt dialed, like a team that knows the griddle’s moods and listens. I asked for extra caramelization and got a bronze lace hugging both patties.

Cheese staged a full melt, sauce tucked under the lid, and pickles cut through clean. The bun was glossy, lightly buttered, and obedient under pressure.

Rosemary fries brought a herby nudge that flirted with the beefy aroma. You eat fast because the crisp waits for no one.

Everything stays tidy, no slip-sliding, just rhythm. It is chain comfort with a local swagger, and that repeatable crunch kept me hanging by the counter.

Smash City Grill – Celina, Ohio

Smash City Grill - Celina, Ohio
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Celina’s Smash City Grill rides the lakeside breeze and smells like summer even in spring. The griddle is a metronome, patties pressed thin until the skirt crackles.

Cheese hugs hard, onions relax, and the bun drinks a little beefy butter. You catch yourself grinning between bites as the paper soaks perfect circles.

Grab the double and stand by the truck while gulls judge your ketchup technique. Pickles snap through the richness, sauce whispers tang, and nothing drips where it should not.

It is roadside theater with a crunchy encore. I would circle the block just to hear that sizzle again.

Smalley’s Smash Burger – North Ridgeville, Ohio

Smalley’s Smash Burger - North Ridgeville, Ohio
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Smalley’s in North Ridgeville feels like someone finally read your mind and wrote it in butter. The patties kiss heat, then shatter at the edges into crunchy fireworks.

American cheese goes molten, onions soften, and a toasted bun keeps everything marching. You get that balanced bite where salt, fat, and tang stay friendly.

Hand cut fries carry real potato soul, perfect with a swipe of house sauce. The staff moves quick, swapping jokes over the hiss.

You leave full but weirdly lighter, like a box checked. I would flip a U turn here happily, just for that lace and laugh.

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